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A free drawing software available for computers and smartphones whose main objective is the creation of comics and digital illustrations by the user, it includes all the necessary tools to create varied content in it.
Dude 1: Wow man, that drawing is amazing!
Dude 2: Thank you very much.
Dude 1: How did you do it?
Dude 2: I did it using Medibang Paint Pro.
If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”
When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.
Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!
Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!
When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.
Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.
killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.
“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami
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A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
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cut each others faces and smear the blood
He asked me to play face paint with him
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