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I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina
I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby
The Cold Painting War is being defined as a state of geopolitical tension, after the introduction of Pissimism as an artistic movement. , between powers in the Western Bloc (the Shitonsnow Unition) under the command of Christina KonopHollyshitherlastnameissofuckinglong and powers in the Eastern Bloc (the Pissonsnow Union) Under the command of B.M Yacine who has an Algerian origins. Painting by shit on the west while painting by piss on the east, the two camps established the cold painting war. Why cold you ask ? Neah it is not like the cold war, but because it was snowing and that is cold.
Example 1 : What is the cold painting War ?
It is a war between two idiots, one shit on snow, while the other pisses on it.
Example 2 :-Mom! check out what I've drawn with my piss on the snow.
- Oh! Good work son! you'll be the next B.m Yacine and start a new movement of Post-Pissimism.
When having sex with a virgin, you go so hard that the blood manages to get on your face, making you look like a Indian painted for battle.
Wow man last night i was painted like a Indian.
When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.
Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!
Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!
killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.
“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami
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A skid-mark left by a stripper's lap dance
My boy just got an Alaskan Paint Job. I told him that stripper was naaaaasty!!
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cut each others faces and smear the blood
He asked me to play face paint with him
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