white person

A person whose skin possesses small amounts of melanin, which makes for a pale complexion.

When is this going to stop being an issue, anyway?

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Bubble Person

Someone deliberately isolating themselves from any culture, ideas, or people that exist outside their immediate purview. This often leads to dangerously indifferent and ignorant people ill-equipped to make knowledgeable decisions about the world.

Non-Bubble Person: "Did you hear what happened in Europe?"

Bubble Person: "No, I don't care that. I don't even like leaving my town so why would I care about another country?"

Non-Bubble Person: "Country?!?! Yeah, you should stay home. You will just piss off all the people from the country of Europe with your ignorance."

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good personality

Nice way to say someone is ugly.

Person1: So how does she look?
Person2: She has a good personality.
Person1: She looks that bad?

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Personal Problem

Anything perceived to emotionally disturb the relations of a social relationship.

Just because the explanation was not in your favor and you know the speaker personally does not mean that it was meant to hurt you specifically . Sounds like you have a "personal problem".

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Person of taste

A homosexual man who enjoys licking the anus of another homosexual man.

Homosexual Man 1: "Are you a person of taste?"
Homosexual Man 2: I sure am. I am going to eat out your ass.
Homosexual Man 1: I hope it is to your taste.

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personal memoir

A writing about an important event of ones life, a highlight

My humanities teacher made me write a personal memoir for homework!!

Red Scarf Girl is a personal memoir of when the author was living during the culteral revolution.

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a perfect person

A person/fictional character that isn't Lux from League of Legends, one can never be perfect

Lux from League of Legends is not a real person, nor is she a perfect person

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