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One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.
If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.
A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
To touch to genitals of those asking
Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis
The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner
"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"
Getting drunk while having enormous fun.
“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”
Pet videos are the highest level of art it the entire multiverse! They are videos of a pet, they are stress relieving videos after a hard day at work, school, or anything tough.
Man, I'm gonna watch some pet videos after I come home from work.