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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.

That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble

by The director Dan February 25, 2019


petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by June 5, 2021


pet roger

someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.

I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.

by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021


pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 9, 2020


media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 7, 2014


area 51 pet

it’s a pet you got from area 51, (nickname)

who’s that? oh her that’s rosy my grrgrrbear and my area 51 pet

by keylalc August 11, 2019


Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022