phone rape

To complulsive need to call, leave voicemails, and text message the same person without getting a response. Usually, drunk.

He wouldn't answer the phone, so I went past the drunk-dial and straight into the phone rape.

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Gartic Phone

An excuse to be racist with your friends

"Hey bro, wanna play Gartic Phone?"

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phone thuggin

To aggressively pursue contact with another individual via telephone

yo, why you gotta be phone thuggin me son?

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phone nazi

A guy that walks around the gym in dolphins looking for cell phone users.

Hey "girls get off that cell phone and burn 350 calories"cuz I'm the phone nazi!

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Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.

Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.

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regular phone

One's home phone, as opposed to a cellular phone.

Now I'm gonna try his regular phone.

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Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.

"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.

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