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a person whos pre-occupation is to consume large quantities of alcohol on a regular basis,but who's body cant cope as well as an alcoholic's can, creating a distasteful, un-artwotrhy perfomance of drunken bliss.
"That boy's a real piss artist"
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For a male to piss sitting down
"I thought I had to shit but I ended up farting alot and taking a sissy piss."
"That fag took a sissy piss 'cause we was too much of a pussy to use the urinal."
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A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.
The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
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A orgasmic piss is similar to a peegasm it is when you finally take a piss after holding it in for an extended period of time i.e. a long trip, waiting for an end of a movie or having to finish something and just can’t get away. The feeling makes your legs weak, you feel good all over and you can’t think of anything but what is happing at that moment.
Alex "Where is Joe?"
Les "He went to the restroom he had to piss real badly."
Alex "Well I hope that teaches him not to have a Large Drink after we leave that last restroom for 40 miles."
3 Minutes later
Les “Joe feeling any better?”
Joe “Yep just had the best orgasmic piss ever.”
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The act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location for one's own amusement, whilst participating in anti-social behaviour.
Guy 1: I just had a fun piss on a dog.
Guy 2: Well I just had a fun piss off the roof of my hotel, beat that
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Another name for Mountain Dew
I was tired and thirsty, so I decided to drink some hillbilly piss.
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The layer of fat or roll under the female belly button just above the good stuff.
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