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A period of time usually referring to late 2019 and the first two months of 2020 right before the Covid 19 Pandemic caused a nationwide lockdown in the United States starting Mid March of 2020.
I haven't seen my friends since the Pre Covid Era.
The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.
Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"
A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.
Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....
B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?
B1: precisely B2
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tim lindsay getting head before his soccer game
Slurp, Slurp, Slurp, Gulp, ok good luck time
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When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
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1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.
John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl
Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.