Pretty boy music

The kind of music made by pretty boys.

You know it when you hear it. The genres might be slightly different but it's always a popular sound and the lyrics always boil down to the same themes across albums and artists. All the lyrics are about the pretty boy's relationships and how much "you" (the woman) matter to him or whatever. The whole album usually revolves around the same pretty boy themes; heartbreak, love, the bachelor life, dancing with a woman, the process of attracting women, etc.

Occasionally you get some pretty bois with actual musical /production/ songwriting chops- like The Weeknd or Bad Bunny. However, most are very same-y and uninspired.

Example artists: Drake, Justin Timberlake, Harry Styles, Bad Bunny, Khalid, Justin Bieber, The Weeknd, Bruno Mars.

Some guy: "So, what kind of music do you listen to?"
Her: " I love Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, and Drake. Also, One Direction for life."
SG: " So you're into that pretty boy music. Cool."

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under the bed pretty

So ugly, you have to be hidden under the bed

(describing someone to a friend) He is what I would call "under the bed pretty"

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Two Pretty Best Friends

A phenomena when there are two girls are best friends and are both pretty.*

Note: This phenomena has never been observed in real life

Man sitting in car: I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. Its always "one of them's always gotta be ugly".

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two pretty best friends

something that doesn't exist

man in car: "i ain't never seen two pretty best friends. its always one of them gotta be ugly"

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Pretty White Kids with Problems

Also known as PWKWP. Originally a MadTV parody of those annoying and redundant WB (CW) teen dramas. It has become a way to describe shows that center around either the Popular kid or the Underdog, has little to no diversity in it's cast, and has predictable dialog.

Aaron: Hey Jacob, did you watch the new {Quarterlife, One Tree Hill, Gossip Girl, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.}?
Jacob: Naw man, that show's too "Pretty White Kids with Problems" for my taste.

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Ayo that's pretty sus bro

When someone says something really sus (short for "suspicious" from Among Us)

Person 1: Dude, this is so hard!
Person 2: Do you know what else is hard?
Everyone who was listening: Ayo that's pretty sus bro

futari wa pretty cure

Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D

10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!