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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.

Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.

by Estruncion Alharado Ramirez May 31, 2008


to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus February 12, 2016


Pull a dooley

The act of promising to attend something with your friends, and then the day before the event come up with some sort of implausable excuse to get out of it.

Person 1: "Wheres John today, he said he'd come along with us...?"

Person 2: "He's going to see his uncle today.... looks like he decided to pull a dooley on us."

by Alt. June 8, 2009


Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021


Pulling a Shayan

When you have a short period of time left on a test and you're only less than halfway done with it, it's called pulling a Shayan. Also known as procrastination but specifically pertaining to taking tests and exams. (The reason it's Shayan and not another name is because it means "deserving" or "worthy effort" in Middle Eastern dialects.)

Guy #1: Dude did you see Raine struggling on number 5?
Guy #2: Yeah dude, she was totally pulling a Shayan!

by Richard FB January 15, 2019


pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021


to pull a Maleficent

to gatecrash a party or an event in a spiteful manner, named after the evil fairy (also named Maleficent) in "Sleeping Beauty"

"I'm worried my ex is going to pull a Maleficent and ruin the party."

by The Jarvmeister September 17, 2009