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Verb. -Technique used at the gas-pump when you are short on cash and wish to fool the casual observer into thinking that you are not.
Here is an example of The Pump Fake: If you only have $10 to put in the tank, you subtly release the pump trigger a few times between the $8 and $10 mark. Hopefully, this will fool anyone who happens to be watching into thinking that you are simply topping off your gas tank before a long trip, and that you are not actually broke as hell!
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when one is having anal sex, and the person being banged shits themselves, blowing warm poop all over the pumper.
I was banging this girl in the ass, and she blow all over me, I really wasn't in the mood for a heat pump
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Pumping a duce, is known as cranking out a fat oversized roll of steaming shit with maximum force.
Dude ill be in the can for an hour i have to pump a duce.
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When you start to jack a dude off, and before he cums you stop and leave. This is a more vindictive form of a cock tease
A well meaning, but intoxicated Trixie takes Chad home from the bar. Things start to get nasty. She puts her hand down his pants and starts to jerk him off. Something causes her to stop, either revenge or her conscience, and she walks away. He says, "It's not cool to pump fake me like that."
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When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.
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Similar to punk or punk bitch. Someone who acts in a "all talk" way who can't back up their words.
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a person whos creativity level is at about 1.5. the average 3rd grader levels at approximately 6. Good job being "funny" you stupid herb
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