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Slugging Fist-fight which will often involve fairly even numbers and teams of around 5-10 a piece (usually, there are exceptions such as major punch-ups). The fight will continue until either all competitiors have ejected themselves but the victor, or until a form of authority has arrived to separate everyone.
We had a punch-up in the local park over the weekend.
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Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.
As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.
I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.
Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*
Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?
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The act of sticking your tounge in someones oriffice.
I am going to tongue punch your dirt hole(ass!)!
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Verb. Noun.
Whilst participating in either vaginal or anal ‘doggy style’ intercourse, during the instant before the male ejaculates, the penis is inserted (or kept) in the female's anus, at which point he delivers a swift punch to the back of the female’s cranium. This results in the simultaneous contraction of the anal sphincter and various other muscles in the female, thus producing a tremendous sensation for the male. However, for the technique to render successful, the receiving party must be knocked utterly unconscious.
“I was banging this one night and I donkey punched the bitch so hard she passed out!”
“What happened after that?”
“I fell asleep. What else?”
“Hear hear! Bravo!”
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While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.
When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.
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fuhk-er puhnch
-noun, verb
1. A blow delivered by an irritated person to a fucker or douche.
2. The act of delivering aforementioned punch to the fucker or douche, usually with incredible force and precision. The goal is to shut them the fuck up.
1. Having a scrapbook in one's possession is grounds for an immediate and lethal fucker punch.
2. Jeanette was out last Friday on a fucker punching rampage. She took out all five members of a local scrapbooking club and even fucker punched their collective 92 cats.
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When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
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