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puss-lack

The natural state of vaginal equilibrium is ravagly to-up, unclean, uncared for, to the point of it not actually resembling a piece of trim, but more like the corner of a pit bulls mouth with associated dirt, debre, and whatnot.

Yo, slim-e skip Jr got hood skeezed at the movie theater when he fount out his shorty came up puss-lack.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016


Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**

Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021


crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 15, 2021


Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015


Puss Russ

A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.

Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.

by dorkyporkysmorky January 19, 2023


PBJ Puss

When a girls pussy looks like a PBJ Sandwich.

Man, that girl Erica has a straight up PBJ puss!

by jackie2 October 8, 2007


Puss eye

When you are at the bar and see a fugly man but still think he's cute

Like a layer of puss over your eye clouding your vision

Wow I must have puss eye right now

by jar of pebbles September 20, 2024