Mumble Rap

An unintelligible strain of a long-forgotten ancient dialect that originated from beings not of this Earth. Often mistaken as a form of musical entertainment, it is thought that Mumble Rap can be used to summon deities of extreme power, like Gorshámuman the Insatiable.

Person 1 (a normie scum): Yo dude, did you hear that new Mumble Rap song?
Person 2 (an intellectual): Görb SHAMU Käi Bizilia North-Dame Halfen-schreme
Person 1: Yo man sick flow

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Rip rap

What completely out of touch dads say when they really mean "hip hop".

I like pretty much all music, from the Eagles all the way to Fleetwood Mac. But don't get any of that gangsta rip rap horseshit near me...

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retard rap

A badass rap song by a certain Shadowpriest of Coldblooded on the Cairne server in World of Warcraft.

Yo Shawn, queue up that retard rap for the Maly video son!

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chicano rap

great music that most rappers are not widely known

"chicano sounds of the downest" -lil' rob

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Rap on the door

To bang or hit on a door.

Erin, will you please go and rap on the door and tell your sister it is dinner time.

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Alternative Rap

A Rap Style that's totally different from Party Rap and Gangster Rap focusing strictly on Subjects the majority of Rappers don't Rap about. Most people that sell records well and get a lot of air play now in days will call it Preaching Rap.

Ohdeamed: I'm about to make this Gangster Rap song called "Put The Guns Down".

Ohdeamuday: "Put The Guns Down"?

Ohdeamed: Yeah Dad. It's going to be a Positive Song this time.

Ohdeamuday: Then that Gangster Rap song is a Alternative Rap song then.

Ohdeamed: Oh word Dad?

Ohdeamuday: Yeah, your song is Positive right?

Ohdeamed: Yeah.

Ohdeamuday: Now we getting somewhere. Alternative Rap is mostly Positive while Gangster Rap is Negative. There's no such thing as Positive Gangster Rap if you ask me?

Ohdeamed: Wow, I never thought about it that way Dad.

Ohdeamuday: Well know you know my son.

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trash rap

Created by white rapper Mutha in 2002 in Detroit. A new genre of music. Trash-Rap is a completely different style of hip hop / rap

Underground rap with trashy lyricism. On the fly, raw, dirty words, and grimey. Techno, ghettotech, booty music. Fast bpms. Electronic, soul, crazy.Trash Rap music you wouldn't let your grandma listen to.

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