Fool, it is simple. The answer to the riddle of rocks is Lemon.
Coined by a 4 year old boy trying to talk his dad into a game and jumping in the pool after work. Dad was all tired and the boy said come on dad it will make you feel Rock-starry.
I am feeling all Rock-starry this morning.
1.Someone who looks good on the outside but is worthless and is not good on the inside.
2.Something that looks valuable but isn't worth the price.
Bro don't fall for her she's painted rock. Sure she's fine and has a nice ass ,but she used up and all of maxed out most of my cards at the mall then starts flirting with my cousin and finally cheats on me with him. She had to go.
A rock... inside of a rectum. It is used to either describe a rock in the Anus or to be displeased with something.
"well I just avoided the rectum rock that is paypal support."
"Hey Mom, did you take my rectum rock?"
A sub genre of rock music originated in the Midwest. Characterized by light and semi-twangy guitar riffs, this genre is dedicated to mostly blue-collar workers and average folks from Middle America (Missouri, Illinois, Nebraska, Indiana, ...) ex: Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp, Bob Seger, Tom Petty,...
Heartland rock is probably the most easy-listening sub genre of rock music, and it is also the epitome of American pride and small town pride, which is similar to Country music and Southern Rock.
Bob: I live and die in the heartland, and ain't nothing beat the music where I'm from.
Bill: what type of music do your folks listen to?
Bob: my folks only listen to one thing, and it is heartland rock.
A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.