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When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.
I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.
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sex using processed meat products.
Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.
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A term for a turd. So named because it comes out of your butt and is shaped like a sausage.
some one forgot to flush theres a butt sausage in the toilet.
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referring to male genitalia when he has tanned in the nude.
oh my god, did you see Rick? He must have been on a nude beach cuz he has such a summer sausage
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The act of stuffing another mans penis with your own through the urethra.
Jimmy and Dean enjoy sausage stuffing.
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Verb - The act of rubbing yourself and thinking of hot women or ex-girlfriends during boring and drawn-out meetings.
"Wow, that meeting dragged on."
"Yeah, I know... I was thumbing the sausage for the last hour!"
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The act of sexual intercourse.
The ditty goes like this: "C'mon pretty baby and take off ya pants. Climb up on the bed - we'll do the sausage dance."
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