see a man about a horse

going on a sexual escapade with a man hung like a horse

Girl: Where are you going?
Girl 2: Going to see a man about a horse.
Girl: Dang! Have fun and don't hurt yourself!

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did you see my bag?

This refers to the kpop group, BTS' large amount of accomplishments. It is aimed towards their antis (haters) that say things such as they "BTS aren't talented." "Nobody likes BTS because they're terrible" "BTS are problematic." etc etc.
This phrase features on their song 'MIC DROP'
Bts are, in summary, bragging about their awards and large fan base so that the haters realise they're being ridiculous and should change their mindset and become an A.R.M.Y (bts fan)

Anti: Who even listens to BTS? Their music sucks and they can't sing, rap or dance.
Kim Taehyung, an intellectual : dID YOU SEE MY BAG?

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she sells see shells by the shee-

FUCK!

ok, she sells see sells- god dammit
she she- hold on I'll get it
she sells see shells by the shee- son of a bitch

we need to see other people

she's already seeing someone......sorry, man

jessica: we need to see other people

bob: you're cheating on me?!

jessica: how'd you know?!

bob: Urban Dictionary

jessica: oooooh

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move along, nothing to see here

A statement made my lazy South Park character Officer Barbrady. He says this every time there is a crime scene due to the fact that he is a lazy fat ass.

Stan: Holy shit dude, what just happened?

Officer Barbrady: Move along, nothing to see here

Mr. Garrison: Every time there is something in this town you just say 'move along, nothing to see here,' we want some god damn answers!

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I hope she sees this bro

Phrase to use when a man's been simping. When a man, usually unattractive, publicly tweets at, or otherwise contacts, a girl who is usually out of their league with excessive compliments and/or the offering of money, you hit them with this. Anyone who received this phrase should automatically lose your respect. Stay away.

Tweet from @SoylentIsAwesome:
@pokimanelol
You're amazing, stunning. I want to give you money. What's your cashapp?
Tweet from @ChadBenja:
@SoylentIsAwesome
I hope she sees this bro.

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you should see me in a crown

when you are a bad bitch and billie eilish is your fucking idol

billie eilish: "if you think im pretty, you should see me in a crown...:
someone irrelevant: "billie eilish is pretty"

me: "then you should see her in a crown."
someone irrelevant: "what does that have to do with anyth-"
me: "ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE. ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE.

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