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Running and sharting at the same time. kind of gross, and a huge mess
thpthpthpthpthpthpthpthp that guy has the running sharts, i mean just look at his pant would ya.
That point at which your heading to bathroom and suddenly its lift off. Shit comes screaming out your butt like a 747 at lift off as you scramble to keep it under control.
Joberty was headed to bathroom and suddenly he rocket shart all over amena.
A Zachary Shart is very VERY lumpy. He tries to be smooth but can never manage to be smooth like a sumi. Zachary Sharts give sumis food so he is ok. Overall Zachary Shart gets a rating of 6/10.
“My Zachary Shart is so so lumpy”
A person who is always being an asshole. A fuck boy. A waste of space.
“Quit being a shart loaf Brian, no one cares about how many bitches you got in your DM’s”
“At least I’m not a shart loaf like you”
When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
Similar to the shop vac, but used for vaccuming deershit on your patio....or cleaning up after a shart.
Hey, grab the shart-vac, we got a real mess to clean up!
the (not so) hit song that won so many grammys and emmies (no it didn’t)
“have you heard that song, shart 4 u by lila chopp?”
“no.”