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Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:
1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.
Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.
The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.
Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!
Extremely high quality cocaine
Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.
"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."
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Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman
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1. words or language having little or no sense or meaning.
2. foolish or absurd
3. talk nonsense in an attempt to deceive or threaten
pharrell- 'raspy shit' : "..dont try to come up on my ear talkin all that raspy shit..."
snoop dogg ft pharrell- 'drop it like its hot' : "..So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit.."
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Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.
Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
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