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When a guy bangs a hot chick or beats off to amazing porn he shoots his load. It could be used as a joke too. As to insult someone or to threaten them.
Oh my, last night I banged some chick so hard I shot my load right into her mouth.
Now, as a joke:
Punk: Hey, screw you dude.
Cool kid: Dude no, I'm gunna shoot my load right into your cereal
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The act of cockblocking yourself through talking to much, saying the wrong things, acting really creepy, etc., effectively negating any sexual attraction anyone might have had towards you. (Akin to shoot yourself in the foot) The likelihood of shooting yourself in the dick is in direct correlation with the amount of alcohol you consume.
Person A: Wow, I thought Shreyas was kind of cute, but he keeps texting me about how I'm basically the personification of all his fetishes.
Person B: Holy crap, that's so creepy. Way to shoot yourself in the dick.
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A politically correct way of saying bowel movement that can be used in lieu of a more vulgar or more widely understood statement.
American dude: I gotta go shoot some badgers
Mexican dude: El Gross!
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(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.
My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.
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You should have a box of kleenexes before you shoot your load so it's not a mess on the floor.
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A phrase used to basically say "Whatever", "I don't give a fuck", or a sarcastic "Well Excuuuuuse me".
Often said in response to somebody pointing out the fact that one is wrong in a matter that is of total unimportance.
Person 1 - Actually you're wrong. Now Neptune is the farthest planet from the sun.
Person 2 - So shoot me.
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Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.
“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!
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