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a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard
Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.
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Something women do to their hair to make them unattractive to men.
I decided that I never wanted to get laid again, so I decided to go short and curly. I'm thinking about chopping off my breasts next.
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a drink made when you pour half a beer into a cup, next you add a splash of orange juice. finally you drop a shot of amaretto and chug. surely to get you messed up quickly.
Man those short buses really fucked me up last night.
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"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
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Similar to the shocker and mini van, but with the SHORT BUS 1 finger goes in the the woman's vagina and the other 2 fingers of that hand as well as the complete other hand go in the butt (1 driver 7 passengers) causing them to yell, moan and even walk a little bit handicapped
My girlfriend was acting really silly so later that night I gave her the short bus made her walk funny in a special way
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What people wear when they go to picnics.
"Hey, they're wearing plaid shorts. They must be going to a picnic."
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