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The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.
Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.
1 hour later
Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?
A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.
The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.
When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.
«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»
The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.
Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole