side step brother

The step brother of your step brother or step sister. (NO, not YOU or YOUR brother).

MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.

HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.

MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.

HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?

MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.

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Mexican two-step

When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.

Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."

Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."

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Dancing The Twelve Step

To firmly believe in and practice the Twelve Step Program of Alcoholics Anonymous. From James Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces.

"Near the end, there is a section of testimonials. One is by a dentist, one by a European Drinker, one by a Salesman, one by an Educated Agnostic. They were all Alcoholic disasters, they all found God, they all started dancing the Twelve Step, they all got better." -A Million Little Pieces by James Frey

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step into my office

go somewhere private to do drugs with me, especially drugs that are snorted

Uhh, there are a lot of people at this party, maybe we should step into my office.

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Step of bitch

Usually directed to a person who is being hostille to another. Used to inform the hostille person to behave and act in an appropriate manner, or give respect.

I told you too step of bitch, before I knock you out!

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side stepping

when someone dances put left foot to right and back right foot to left and back

why is the dick head side stepping on the dance floor to rave music KNOB HEAD

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half a rooster step

1. A short distance ahead while riding in a vehicle.
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently

It's not far--just a half a rooster step away.

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