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Bedtime story

When you cover your dick with peanut better and jelly mixed together and let your dog lick it off.

When you break out the jar of peanut butter mixed with jelly and get a bedtime story and let your dog lick it off.

by Lotsolols May 19, 2018

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sam story

A male who has a strong personality, and while he is loyal to the female partner he slips up like everyone does (besides Jacob wall who doesn't get the chance).

sam story

by Funny man 357 January 8, 2014

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ho-story

history as it relates to women.

Man: I wrote history

woman: I made history.

man: no, you made ho-story

by sexistdude February 15, 2011

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The inside story

The inside story into a thought, or a dream, the real world.

The rich feeling of eloria washed over me. The inside story

by Eloriadev.-N July 13, 2009

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cool story bro

Not a cool story.
(And not necessarily towards your/a "Bro".)

Girl 1: I went the to mall today and...
Girl 2: Cool story bro.

by smmmg April 9, 2016

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private private story

a second private story on snapchat where people post a little more personal stuff than you would post on a normal private

Yo did you see what Rachel posted on her private private story yesterday?

Yea that was a lot of used puff bars

by ohdamnbro March 27, 2020


West Side Story

West Side Story is a movie about the Sharks and the Jets, and because of its musicality, is often watched in music classes at school, specifically orchestra.

Person 1: Man I love west side story
Person 2: yeah! I like the Sharks
Person 1: I am in love with the Jets
Person 2: I love shark

by s:a)v August 3, 2015