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Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.
An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.
Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"
People who had a stroke BUT didn't feel that they weren't a "stroke victim" or, "stroke survivor". They wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains' neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. The Stroke Warrior' brains' neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.
Stroke Warrior: Watch this. I can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---
A person who has suffered a stroke who has harnessed a "fighting spirit" to assist them in their recovery and in life.
"Alon is a stroke warrior, overcoming the prognosis given to him by the medical community, achieving what he was told was impossible."
When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.
Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?
Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick
Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"
Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"
Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"
Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"
When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm
Nigga 1: yo did u see that bitch ass nigga jack dohertys sex tape
Nigga 2: yh he got l strokes ngl