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texas taint tickler

When a person tickles the taint with their tongue in a circular motion.

Sally pulled a Texas Taint Tickler on Jim last night.

by Jay Blain June 18, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated

Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....

by VEHEMENTBLACK October 14, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


terrorizing my taint

Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.

Alright, you're terrorizing my taint already.

by 69Dawn October 16, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


chasin' my taint

an expression deeming uncomfortable closeness or excess authority

"My momma's really been chasin' my taint since I kifed that dime bag from her stash."
"Back off man, you're really chasin' my taint!"

by Quiggsly December 25, 2009


pink tainted goop

Your nut when its been cut off and exposed

Did you see that pink tainted goop?!
Ah! Heck!

by DyrEducation August 16, 2018


Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 28, 2016


Tijuana Taint Tamale

After a long day/ night of drinking Dos Equis and eating nothing but questionable mexican food, this would be the residue found in your underwear.

i was on a bender last night and woke up with a tijuana taint tamale

by ballofmeat August 13, 2012