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A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.
Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL
A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
Tanning anywhere other than a tanning salon, beach, pool, or somewhere tanning is socially acceptable. So laying on your deck or your driveway in a bathing suit.
"Yo, wanna ghetto tan on my deck this weekend ??"
"I'm down, my guy"
When yo girl gets back from vacation and has been making every beach an illegal nudie beach, for the purpose of tannin Dem titties.
I just got a snap from my girl on vacay, she's got them tan titties now. Hope she doesn't get arrested.
When your significant other ejaculates you in front of homeless cats
“Yo yo I just stray tan my girl at the park it was awesome
Robert is the best beer buddy you can ask for. A beer connoisseur, Robert is able to identify the name, date of production, and alcohol level of a beer just from a simple whiff. He is known for being labelled as SG's #1 Beer Drinker, having received a doctorate in 'Beer Studies'. He is often seen in the District 19 area sipping beer with his fellow friends- Charles Davin Martin the Third, Johnathan Chua Jiang Sun, Bernard de Bern Von Papi da Degaré (alcohol-free beer), and Albert Wong See Beng.
My wife just left me, I'm gonna Robert Tan Swee Meng tonight.
When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.
I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!