The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

the society of the uran tan

the society of the uran tan is an elite society that walks the walk of the urangatang. If you are a member of the uran tan society you are an uran tan fan/ uran tan fan man.

I am a member of the society of the uran tan so I am an uran tan fan.

Shawn Tan

Too many.

The ocean has as many drops of water as Shawn Tans.

Tan Towerz

3rd owner of the tan crew

Yo what’s good tan towerz 911

Hoe tanning

Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Bitch, come pick me up and let's go hoe tanning at the beach!

reni-tan

He is Poseidon the pancake god.
J-term for: Fuck you Mike

Fucking reni-tan