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When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm
It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.
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When you open up the oven to check on your food and get blasted with the hot air from inside.
Like a slap in the face from the balls of the devil.
"Careful when you open the oven! You'll get the Devil's Balls!"
"Ah!"
"What happened?"
"Just got hit with the Devil's Balls while looking at the pizzas."
A meme that's been around since Lemmy was introduced to Mario Maker 2. A YouTuber named Smashy then used it as a pun in his Mythbuster series. Lemmy's thrown balls are literally indestructible, not even Yoshi can eat them. Its only weakness is a fucking wall.
A: Hey, you see that Lemmy over there?
B: Yeah, let's touch Lemmy's balls haha.
A: Good idea.
Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
Adj., A very bumpy/rough experience which may jolt the male body and its organs.
That was a ball rattling ride in the APC
Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face
I just ball handed the shit outa that guy
Ignoring the testicles when giving a blowjob.
Her BJs would be better if she didn't orphan the balls.