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The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 6, 2009


book this place

immediate departure time

Bobby, there's my ex, we gotta book this place!

by stinker69 March 16, 2009


book fog

where a person interrupts a bookworm from reading the current book in said book worm's hands. Can cause the bookworm to get mad, give glazed look, or even become a troller after hearing what the person wants

He decided to go to try and talk to Susan. She had was in a book fog.

by mownkehhhhh June 11, 2011


False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 21, 2010


Pushing Book

To study extensively for long periods of time. This is often found being done the night before a huge test or exam.

Sesi: We're writing Economics tomorrow and I haven't started studying!
Doug: I'm going to be Pushing Book tonight till the early hours.. I suggest you do the same because it counts 50% of our year mark.

by Sesita June 22, 2011


banned book

a book that the government has forced a specific school library(s) to remove from its shelves and ban checkout of until further notice.

That book is the 3rd-most banned book in the country.

by December 15, 2022


Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 27, 2018