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Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.

"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"

by craigishilarious February 26, 2014


book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 8, 2008


Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022


what's the book

What's up? what're you doing today? What have you got going on?

Yo, what's the book?

by CurvyA March 28, 2016


Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 20, 2010


Hooker Book

1. To flee rapidly from an area while attempting to remain casual, upon discovery of involvement in nefarious activity by an authority figure.

2. List of names (or a person whose name appears on said list) of friends with benefits for whom the "friend" portion consists solely of "dates" in which the man pays for the woman's dinner or movie, followed by sex.

1. Every time the boss opens his office door all the dudes visiting his hot new secretary do the hooker book back to their cubicles...Embarrassing.

2. Yo, I saw you and Mary Jane at dinner the other night. Are you actually dating that ho? Naw man, she strictly hooker book.

by Bitter Pills January 27, 2010


Book of tricks

A book containing all tricks and mischiefs know to man

I got out of class early by telling my teacher I had a Dr’s appointment, book of tricks chapter 42

by Mr. Nimbus101 February 6, 2023