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hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchu

niggerchu is great pet to keep at home he is good at bj's,hand jobs,lick outspend calpol

hiv is good same with cancer and chinese nigerchus u can give them anal also would like u good house nazi bin truck

by cancer mlg shittywok snoop dog October 20, 2018


When your parents explain to you what cancer is

We all remember that day when we learned what cancer was, but my parents in particular did excruciatingly well telling me that half of my mom's side of the family had cancer and that they were going to eventually die. In fact, I think she first told us(me and my brother), at the ripe age of 4 and 2, that our grandma had stage 3 breast cancer and was going to die. She didn't even tell us what cancer was, for fuck's sake. And the consequence of that was me going on for another 8 years thinking cancer was instant death and that different parts of your body could get it.... Like, what the fuck? And then turns out my Grandpa had prostate cancer, so that was fun, but not as lethal. Another one of my great-uncles had ball cancer AND lung cancer. I can only pray that I don't share any of their fates, but I think one of the reasons she escaped it was because she went to med school. Definitely not me, so I can only hope.

Mother: Son, your grandma is going to die.
Son, crying: What?! Why??
Mother, in a perfectly calm face like this happens to her all the time: Cancer.

Son, noticing her lack of caring: Fuck you. Goodnight forever.
results of when your parents explain to you what cancer is

by PORGSSSS October 18, 2023

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autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

A kids name vj which stands for Vincent junior. The creatures real name is Vincent's pass

Omg that kid vj is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mental

by Yo mama ghhchvfdtdj March 11, 2018

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Lunge cancer

Lunge cancer is the incapability to properly use linked swords and simply blaming the owner for having "trash swords" due to having no skill. Cry about it

Mykindagame has lunge cancer, he can't even kill Sinister with a simple linked sword.

by HolisticRevenant March 11, 2021


autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

Defines people who dabs

He is autistic cancer down syndrome brain damaged mentally challenged sponge

by autistic cancer downs boy March 9, 2017

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confident tracksuit cancer

A confident pair or group of individuals who's primary taste in clothing pertains to brightly coloured tracksuits. in their free time they contribute to the cancer imitating growth of their echo (what you might know as a friendship circle). Their choice in music, any modern subculture of gangsta-rap or pop-rap. They force themselves on to women, while also maintaining an illogical, self contradicting rush to the aid of a woman in need of protection from a confident male. They're often located, by day, in public parks and by night, discount stores and E-cigarette outlets. If a confident tracksuit cancer were to divide, they would, as individuals no longer be defined as a confident tracksuit cancer; Simply named a tracksuit tumour, similar to the beginning of a cancer as a tumour. while the confidence is derivative of their aforementioned echo.

lets cross the street here, so as to avoid the confident tracksuit cancer

by carcrashcorpse January 28, 2016


neck cancer

Cancer that occurs anywhere on or in the neck. Most cases caused by smoking, excessive drinking, or excessive sun exposure(skin cancer).

Shit dude don't sit so close to your computer monitor, that shit'll give you neck cancer.

by dailybirdsandtrees April 28, 2018