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A giant crap monster that sings opera from the game "Conker's Bad Fur Day", his song goes as, "I am, the Great Mighty Poo, and I'm going to throw my shit at you! A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish, how about some scat you little twat?
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Do you really think you'll survive in here? You don't seem to know which creek your iiiinnn! Sweet corn is, the only thing that makes it through my rear, how'd you think I keep this lovely griinnn? Have some more caviar!
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Now I'm really getting rather mad, your like a niggly tiggly, shitty little tag nut! When I knock you out with all my bab, I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?!
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Eww..
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Ergh!!
GMP: MY BUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
I am the great mighty poo and, I'm going to throw my shit at you...
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When a group consisting of four people attempt to consume 2 large pizzas, a thirty pack of beer, a 5th of hard alcohol, and an 1/8th of marijuana.
Dude! The Great American Challenge got us so fucked up last night!
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A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
“Wow last night was great, but I have to go to work.”
“Will I see you again?”
“Yeah I’ll call you.”
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The Great Youtubers War is a raging battle on the great platform of YouTube. Our lord and savior Pewdiepie with his 9 year old army, along with his faithful followers Mr beast, Granday, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, Justin Roberts, Flyingkitty battling against the evil corporate machine called T-series with their army of mindless Sub-bots. Please, do the platform a favor and SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE.
Me : "We're winning The Great YouTubers War."
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Basically when a bunch of you tubers including Leafyishere, Pyrocinical, and GradeAUnderA attack and try to get him off the air... For good.
"The Great Keemstar war was a one of the greatest battles in all of YouTube history,"
"Anyway, let's get right... Into the news..."
Said the next Dramalert host
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The god and defender of the Shave Ice Babies, that hunts down and brutally destroys their enemies.
The Great Dick in the Sky is summoned by a slow and low toned "ooooohhhh" sound.
There is no escape from The Great Dick in the Sky, not even fleeing to Mexico can save you. When it is called upon to destroy you; there is absolutely nothing you or anyone else can do to save you.
The Little Cinnamon Bun (From Dr. Tran) got very upset for no disearnable reason and then ran into a little Shave Ice Baby and killed it. So the other Shave Ices summoned the Great Dick in the Sky to hunt him down, and it injured him pretty good but he managed to run to Mexico where he thought he was safe, so he ordered a cerveza (beer) and then it came out of the sky and violently destroyed him.
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People here like their tea and biscuits. They also love their queen.
Tea time in Great Britan, I must have my tea. My queen <3
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