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device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes
I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy
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9Bars are usually compressed sealed bars of low quality soap
The stuff comes in a clear plastic heat proof sleeve and can be wrapped up to 4 times.Usually each bar has a stamp pressed into it for rough identification.The 9bars are usually pressed with a hydraulic jack to produce a shiny surface on the bar.
Each bar usually has 3 slits cut into it going length ways along the bar there are many reasons given for this. One of the more credible explanations for them is that they are made with a gardeners 3 pronged trowel which is used to pick them up while they are still warm and soft before grouping the 4x9bars into kilo bundles.
"have you seen the amount of fucking plastic in these 9 bars"
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A nickname given to the Australian city of Toowoomba by it's inhabitants.
Usually used by teenagers who put the name on their myspaces to hide the shame of writing that they come from the city of Toowoomba, soon to become the only city in Australia to drink their own sewerage water.
Sarah says:ASL?
Lee says:17 male T-Bar.
Sarah says:T-Bar?
Lee says:Toowoomba......
Sarah says: HAHA-POOwoomba! *leaves conversation*
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The touch screen game consoles found (typically on the coutertops) of bars and restaurants. Popular games include Trivia and Photo Hunt.
Let's take a long lunch at Old Chicago - they have bar crack at every booth. Whoo Hoo!
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When your bartender friend is too hungover to show up for work and you are forced to pay commonfolk prices for modestly poured drinks by another barkeep.
Stupid Andrew didn't show up last night and I had to pay $6 per drink! Call the authorities, I've been Bar Raped.
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The bar that all the local jokers go to congregate and reminisce about high school.
(Chances are, you're going to feel awkward at least once at that bar. But who cares, you're wasted).
Person 1: "Hey, since you're back in town, wanna hit up The Pickle? Get a few drinks?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's such a Townie Bar and I don't feel like seeing anybody from high school."
Person 1: "Oh, that's right, you deal with your social inadequacies by avoiding them..."
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A place where douchebags go to shove hoses full of smoke into each others' assholes.
Hey Jefferey, wanna go to the hookah bar?
I wanted to anal pound my boyfriend and listen to Drake tonight, but sure.
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