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Where a guy usually in the porn scene movement or the porn hippie movement instead of kissing a woman good night after a date will dry hump her good night. usually both the man and the woman are in one or both of those movements.
Did you dry hump her good night?
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The happy ending special. Do it yourself, and its half off. Only available at participating vendors. Cannot be combined with other promotions including, but not limited to Midnight Mouth tricks, Presidents Day Oral Office, St. Nicks White Christmas, The Turkey Roast and the bring your Daddy to work it day.
Oh Jeez, the Bone-in of the week sounds completely filling, but tell me about the Hump Day HJ Special... That sounds more up my alley!
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On October 17th go up to ur girl alone and grab her neck and hump her
Wanna do National Hump your gf day
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When you trip and fall onto a guitarist's dick, multiple times, while he's playing.
Dude, I was playing this gig last night and totally had someone Dava Dick Hump n' Jump me!
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Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
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WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY
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Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.
The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!
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