Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

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toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

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paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

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Paper Chaser

A party that you must pay a fee to enter. Usually flyers are made to promote the party. Usually ladies are free. Men usually pay $5-$10

"Ay is the function free?"
"Naw dog its paper chaser
"Fuck that shit"

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Paper Ankles

Someone with extremely fragile angles who rolls or injures them a lot.

Man I rolled my ankle for the third time this week, I have paper ankles

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paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

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paper preacher

Anyone who preaches the word of the Lord for more and more of that paper (money).

Friend: Hey! Did you read that great self-help book by (millionaire televangelist type)?
Me: No way, I don't take advice from no paper preacher!

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