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gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 11, 2014


Chimichanga Unicorns

A long phrase to replace any cuss word

"Chimichanga Unicorns I forgot my lunch"

by Working For It March 8, 2016


Unicorn Fallacy

When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.

This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.

Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!

by Me Three 5 eight October 9, 2019


unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2019


unicorn mug

A little French girl surrounded by English idiots

Have you seen that unicorn mug in R&D?

by BigSal72 December 18, 2018


unicorn stickers

When a girl shits in the guys mouth and he takes the shit and rubs it in circles on the girls ass

Wow those unicorn stickers look cool

by Funny& August 13, 2017


Unicorn Pussy

When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.

Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.

by Strobesauce May 23, 2023