A term for offending your friend, or calling your friend.
Mostly used when you are bored and don't know a good nickname for a person close to you that is not part of your family.
friend: hey.
you ig: Ello bae-hoe, that's your new nickname
friend: Ha, hello to you too, bae-hoe, I like that nickname.
you ig: Thank you
This is when you deliberately see a message then don't reply to test is your bæ is a true bae.
If they then send another to carry on the conversation, they've passed.
If not... They failed
Girl 1: Aww bæs texted...
Girl 2: you sure he's your real bæ ?
Girl 1: yeah I think so...?
Girl 2: why not give him The Bae Test to see...
Too slap the inners of the glory hole with ones nutsack.
Steve gave Ben a look that suggests he is about to get a Nutter by BAE on the trails later.
Yeah, you're not news bae so I don't give a shit when your sad.
Hym "Yeah, hey, not news bae. You got an owner or you trying to find one? Because... I can make a trip to petsmart... But I'm glad you're totally fine with people being used with their consent. Super consistent. Makes me feel better about the whole 🍆😭 Thing. But whatever. Think about it. I'll just be waiting patiently in line for my shot at the Taylor Swift booty."
Rico is such a major bae! He bought me bubble tea when I mentioned that as a joke!
a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head
if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't
branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend do you have gum?
A person whom you flirt with to buy you something during lunch.
It’s alright, I’ll get my lunch bae to buy a snack for me.