Coughing Rapidly While Eating A Bagel At The Same Time
i was bagel coughing.
and its not my fault, i was dared.
Bagel rizz is something only a stupid mf named Samad would attempt to pull off. It includes the act of offering to buy a bitch a bagel in hopes to pipe. Bagel rizz has a 0% success rate and always ends in being laughed at in public.
Nahh no way this stupid mf tried bagel rizz on that bih
Something only a stupid ahh mf named Samad Atifi would attempt to pull off. Bagel rizz never ends well and almost always results in being laughed at in public. Bagel rizz includes the act of asking a bitch if she wants a bagel in hopes to pipe.
Nahhh no way this dude tried bagel rizz
Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here
Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.
“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”
Someone who has sex with a bagel.
Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel
The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic
Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED