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Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy

'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'

by RogleDin December 12, 2018


bean burrito booty

“nice lookin booty , scrumptious.” or “a beautiful woman

come here my bean burrito booty.”

by urbanwayzzz April 3, 2021


shiba burrito

A very cute shobe wrapped in a blanket. Can also be referred to as a shoburrito.

I want to pet that shiba burrito!

by MlemShobe November 28, 2019


Burrito Of Awesomeness

The best way to fold a burrito... as follows:
1- Fold a small portion of the bottom up, to keep your shit from falling out.
2- Wrap the right end over your delicious burrito fillings (beef, refried beans, cheese, lettuce, etc.) and try to tuck it in under the deliciousness.
3- Take the part you just folded, and roll it to the left to complete your Burrito Of Awesomeness.
4- Eat that shit!

The Burrito Of Awesomeness is the best way to make a Tacho.

by Nikolai103 June 17, 2010


best fucking food burrito

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl

- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t

Yo after we fuck later can we get the best fucking food burrito

by fucking hacker burrito October 28, 2019


burrito rule

if your burrito falls apart at any time during eating it you are obligated to use a fork to annihilate it.

Sarah: My stupid burrito just fell apart
Mark: Burrito rule, time to go HAM! Here's a fork.

by timebusters August 30, 2012


Burrito bang

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to

Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!

by MasterOfTides August 20, 2023