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When Mexicans have sex, specifically to make babies or groupsex.
Hola chica, how bout you and me make some burritos together?
God damn it I think Enrique and Maria are making burritos in my closet again.
When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
To hitchhike and get a ride from a guy who demands you give him a Blowjob for the free ride
Troy: “I lost my keys in the locker room, I had to hitchhike in a burrito truck”
A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man
Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
A dirty Puerto Rican. Usually people with the name Brian but with a “Y”, (Bryan).
Bryan is such a wet burrito. He’s constantly making dirty, sexist jokes, that are far from funny.