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Anonymous Caller: Me and my cousin do the Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline for fun.
Whataburger Employee: What's that?
Anonymous Caller: Its where you take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in each other's ass.
Whataburger Employee: Sounds like fun I'll try it after work!
You take a Thomas the Tank Engine toy and put in a condom and shove it in your ass or another's ass for fun; then you have a Thomas the Tank Engine Pipeline.
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A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
When a woman farts on the inward thrust during anal sex.
The rusty steam engine blew me out and then back in, out and then back in.
You know what they say.
"2 inches can go a long way at 60 miles an hour"
He's going hard and he says "I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.
She's laying there and she says "go harder little engine. I can't even feel that"
Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.
"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."
A failed bodyshop operative or mechanic that gets a job in a call centre that deals in salvaged automobiles
That Dan is a shit panel beater,but he's got a job in a salvage centre and calls himself a motor engineer.