feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.

It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!