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When one sits on the toilet back-too front and extrudes human feces down the front side of the bowl creating a vertical line.
I went back to her house after the party and found out she was a man, i didnt want to be to rude so I laid a Vertical Hitler in the toilet bowl and left.
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Getting a bloody nose while making out with a girl and giving her a bloody mustache.
Dirty Hitler Making Out
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What happens when you sit down at a table and break bread with a known stinking white supremacist!!
Used during the DEC 06 2022 episode of the "mike signorelli" show on the siriusxm progress channel.
At the invitation of the orange vomit (with small hands), Kanye has now gone full Hitler!
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Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History teacher: Who was Adolf Hitler?
Kid: Adolf Hitler is the sexiest thing to ever exist. Everyone should get turned on by watching him smear ketchup on his ass and putting that on his sexy mustache, unless ur fucking weird. His dick was 69 inches. I mean srsly imagine him banging u from behind with his 69 inch dick. All the jews that died in WW2 actually died because Hitler was to sexy for them to take. He also is an absolute war hero. He ended WW2 by killing the man who started it. An absolute sexy hero.
History Teacher: That is correct! Today students we are gonna take a look at his sexy, 69 inch dick. We are also gonna honor that absolute sexy war hero.
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Announcing information to the general public or a group, then not telling them the specific information ie:
'Hey me and Sally have GREAT news!'
'What is it?'
'Oh we're only telling certain people'
'That'sthe Hitler Effect!'
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A bro that loves to spread propaganda in order to sway others into believing and listening to lies.
"So steve said he banged another 5 chicks last night, and they were all blonde and blue eyed"
"Yeah he showed me that poster he made afterward, claiming that blonde blue eyed girls are the best lay on the planet."
"I dont believe anything that guy says though man...hes just a total Abrolf Hitler"
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Adolf was an amazing politician who suffered from schizophrenia and because of this and him being Fuhrer he became paranoid and with the push of the Third Reich controlled Nazi leaders he started a destructive campaign against those who believed on opposing ideals then him. After these events of him being corrupted took place he went on killing the disabled, black, mentally-ill, and as most people manly think the Jews. (Even though it started against the POLISH AND MUSLIMS) He is thought to have personally hated the Jews.
American Idiot: You are a nazi piece of Adolf worshiping shit!
German Guy: Want to know what pisses me off?
American Idiot: That your most famous leader was evil?
German Guy: No! It's people like you who are fucking stupid pieces of unintelligent racist dumb asses who believe the bullshit that other dumb asses pull out of their ass, because Adolf Hitler was an amazing politician that actually did what he promised. Sadly, not the way he promised to do it.
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