Used to present a children's art program on CBBC called SMart, along with a guy called Jay something and a woman called Kirsten something. I don't know if the program is still going or not, though.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
Mark Speight: Hello and welcome to SMart! Today blah blah blah...
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When someone says something surprising, just hit em with a,"QUESTION MARK?!?!" It basically means, "WHAAAAAA?"
Brendyn: Hey, long time no see, I have 10 dogs.
Jace: QUESTION MARK?!?!
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The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.
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when a male skeets in his drawers. This is usually used with a kid that shits his pants.
Mommy, I didn't poop my pants, its a fart mark.
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John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. Heβs light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. Heβs tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mamaβs (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.
John Mark wears a big ass ring.
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The white stains left over after a shag with a wetster
"Dam man, im not sleeping on that its got smoo marks all over it"
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