This sigma brexit alpha male anti-islam buzz cut cunt is the king of the sigmas. This man created the term, “The broken sigma”, as he believes his redemption arc is near. The Trotter tends to have kankles, but thinks that’s what defines him as a broken brexit. He often drinks beer at home by himself watching the football at the age of 16, and is still yet to feel the touch of a female. Olly Trotter Potter’s typically strive to be a football hooligan, and usually tell his mates that he’s ‘jibbed’ into stadiums for free, even though he’s spent half a mortgage on tickets at wembley. Don’t hang around a Trotter, they are disgusting morons that disconnect themselves from females to ensure they love the sigma life.
*Music plays - Baggy Trousers***
Olly Trotter Potter: Fkn el mush i’m chillin vibin
wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.
Did you finish your assignment last night ?
Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.
ungrateful little brat that only cares about herself she IS a complete bitch and a cunt
A woman with a perfect body,by nature, designed to attract guys, thighs, hips,breasts, and the most lovely part of all, the Ass. She is sexy and funny, but most importantly a total BITCH.
For heaven's sake, she is so fucking HOT. HEAVENLY POTTER IS SEXY AND A COMPLETE BITCH.
A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.
potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
Now I'm crackhead Harry Potter
Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
The Killer of harry potter -Dont ever touch that feking shit again