Peanut Butter Smack

After a long drawn out blow job, the man scoops some peanut butter into his hand and smacks the woman across her face and says, "how you like that bitch."

man: i'm gonna cum

woman: really?

man: NO! *PEANUT BUTTER SMACK*

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Smack my Meat

to do the act of masturbation

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!

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Japanese Smack Shack

A simile describing a painful and humiliating task, like working in a Japanese Smack Shack, where customers pay to beat up employees.

"How do you rate England's chances in the World Cup?"
"Like a whale taking an internship in a Japanese Smack Shack".

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Smack ass day

Smack ass day means to smack someone's ass really hard or grab it .basically you just hit someone's but.

It is time for you to smack ass day.

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smacking your chops

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.

Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.

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smack that jenny mac

people who enjoy a good bout of bum lovin, usually involving boom juice.
common term for a slut

last night i smacked that jenny mac
i'd smack that jenny mac

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smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

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