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To put your hands together fingers spread, tuck your thumb and pointer finger in. then place the six fingers still pressed to its twin finger, up the three wholes of a woman.
i gave her a great spider web last night! each hole cumed!
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A bro (friend) that does a favor for you without asking.
Spider Man anticipates danger, a Spider Bro anticipates the needs of a fellow bro.
John: Damn I gotta alotta things to do today.
Joe: Chill out bro, I already picked up your dry cleaning and
returned your movies!
John: Thanks alot spider bro!
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joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider
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The greatest game of all time. No other game could come close to mastering the beauty of the game. 10/10.
Man 1: "I wish I could fuck this CD of Spider-Man PS4 right about now."
Man 2: "Woah, that copy of Spider-Man PS4 does not deserve you, dude."
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This is the amazing spider af on the wall it is an amazing spider that blesses people from the wall only because of the wonderful Hannah and Ayesha so remember to respect the spider af on the wall - Hannah and Ayesha are so very peng !!!!!-if you are still reading this may spider af on the wall be with you xx 🕷
Spider af on the wall is sacred so remember to mention it in your prayers - long live the spider af on the wall
Hannah : why is spider af on the wall so great ?
Ayesha: it’s because of the amazing peng Hannah and Ayesha
When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.
I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.
The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!
Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"