Texas tea

Oil. Crude Oil to be specific. First made popular when there were major oil strikes in Beaumont Texas. Then made popular on the television show The Beverly Hillbillies

We're pumping out 100,000 barrels of that Texas Tea these days.

tea off

When you and a friend compete to drink as many twisted teas as possible in one sitting.

"Yo Kyle, we're f*cking having a tea off on saturday."

make tea

Usually occurs on a very hot day. This event happens when sweat starts to form/accumulate on and around the scrotum.

It's so hot out right now I'm starting to make tea.

ghetto tea

Tea made with marijuana in the manner of hot tea. Can also be iced and sweetened. It gives the high of smoking it without actually hittin' a joint/bong/bowl. Can also be used to describe "bong water".

"Let's head up to da Mickey D's and get some ghetto tea from Rahjeaha."

russian tea

Vodka, originated from the public drinking of vodka through a coffee mug of travel cup. generally used to redirect authority figures, cops.

"Its russian tea, shut up, do you have a warrant?"
or
"Russian tea, because in Russia tea drinks you!"

The Tea Party

1. The now-defunct rock band. The ultra-pretentious douchebag Jeff Martin announced the end of The Tea Party at a press conference in 2005, allowing his two band-mates of 30 years (Stuart Chatwood, Jeff Burrows) to find out that their careers had been terminated by getting phone calls from journalists.

Once mighty, The Tea Party have fallen off the ends of the Earth, with their songs now only occasionally played on Canadian rock stations to help fulfill the CRTC's Canadian-content regulations. Already, most college and university students have no clue that this band ever existed.

2. To be a Canadian rock band that is hugely successful in Canada and overseas, but compromises their integrity with vain attempts to penetrate the U.S. market.

1. The Tea Party's only #1 hit was Heaven Coming Down.

2. I hope Billy Talent stick to their guns instead of being a Tea Party.

tea-bag

setting both testis into a persons mouth

Last night that i tea-bagged the shit out of that bitch