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Me in ten freaking years

At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.

God. That will be me in Ten freaking years

by Queen_livi3699433 February 12, 2019


ten minute break

when you want leave somewhere or get off the phone to pleasure yourself you tell the person you’re talking to your gonna take a ten minute break.

sally: “yo imma go take a ten minute break can i call you back?” sam: “yeah ok

by tyrik101 May 17, 2020


The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!

Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure

by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024


The ten seconds of death

The first ten secends after you take a shot and you don't know if you are going to throw up or you are going to have a great night!

Originates from the danish term 'de tids sekunder'

Omg the ten seconds of death went wronh

by Shot overdose July 29, 2019


ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)

Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)

by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023


Chick-ten

A very beautiful girl with good breasts and is a 10/10

Bro1”Yo you see that chick-ten over there” bro2 “oh yea I do dibs

by Microsoft12 June 9, 2019


Ten wall

Top ten top bottom teeth modified, gold, diamonds. Permanently implemented

Got back the the dentist got my ten wall done.

by Dsk_23 January 26, 2019