Dori-TOES

It's basically Doritos but fucked up and made with actual toes. Do not eat unless you are a fucking cannibal. Also *very different to Dory's Toes* because Dory is a fucking fish, and has no toes.

person 1: Hey I'm eating Doritos
person 2: you mean Dori-TOES?
person 1: wha- oh. I hate you so much-

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jingle toe

An acute debilitating disease of the foot, common among the elf community, that results in the curving of the toes to accommodate the shape of the “official” elf shoe.

I had to take a few days off from Santa's workshop because of this damn jingle toe.

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Strawberry Toe

A big toe that is shaped like a strawberry.

Have you seen T.O.'s feet. He has a STRAWBERRY TOE.

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stank toe

adj: Dirty; unclean; grimy; representing a stereotypical uneducated hillbilly

noun: a dirty, grimy, funky person

adj: "Aww man, that chick from the party was all stank toe. Stay away from her!"

noun: "That idiot at the hardware store is a fuckin' stank toe."

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POTAH TOES

POTAH TOES ARE LIKE POTATOES BUT WITH GLASSES

P1 :IS THAT A POTATO
P2: NO YOU IDIOT THAT A POTAH TOES IT HAS GLASSES ON
P1:OH WHOOPS MY MISTAKE

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toe dipper

when someone is too scared to dive in the bath and instead checks the temperature with their toes

Jordan: Dean, is the water of a suitable temperature for me to bathe in yet?
Dean: i dont know jordan, why don't you dip your big toe in and find out?
Jordan: why?
Dean: because you are a toe dipper

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Troll toes

Not clipping your toenails for an extended period of time (this applies specifically to men) so that they become long, pointy and troll-like in appearance.

David: Hey, how come you're clipping your toenails, don't you think that's kind of femenine?

Adam: I'm cutting them not clipping them, and no it's not femenine it's just hygenic and taking care of your appearance. Besides I'd rather clip them than end up with "Troll Toes" like yours.

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