super uncle

coolest uncle in the whole world, willing to do anything for you, totally easy to relate to, definitely your favorite

I can't wait to go down to Carlsbad so I can see Super Uncle.

I wonder what Super Uncle would say.

uncle scraggles

an old crackhead, usually someone over 40 with long gray hair and looks like they cracked it up one to many times. Also has a custy voice and wishes to bum cigarettes off you

p1. "here comes uncle scraggles look the other way"
p2. "damn he saw me look at him".
uncle scraggles. "hey man can I have a cigarette"...
p1. "here uncle scraggles now beat it".

Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

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uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

uncle neil

A man who is mean to little children and wears cowboy boots to weddings.

I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass

Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.

He's an Uncle Jim.

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